""Ha! We found a novel way to create shapes. What do we do?"-"Stick a light in it! Then create a marketing piece with a lot of hyperboles and assumptions!""
"American knife makers can make beautiful knives and then ruin it by screwing on a belt clip. My pet peeve, I know. But on this it really looks lousy."
"It probably looked good on paper and as a CAD model. Poorly executed (you can't just scale things up), the proportions look very odd. What with those short handlebars?"
"They adapted the idea from crowd barriers I think: https://www.prolyte.com/products/portable-stages/crowd-barriers. Same philosophy. Still, people are different from water. I can imagine this works with calm water. But stormy waves?"