"It really reminds me of those "As Seen on TV" products that claim to solve problems that are highly unlikely to ever happen, and they always exaggerate those situations (often to the point of being comically absurd) just to convince you to buy the product"
"..."which is a weird metric"... I know people who measure things in ounces, inches, feet and yards (there might be something called the "egg" standard)."
"I personally love the Streamline Moderne style, and I've always said that the appliances of that era had more charm than those of today... but these I don't know, I think they would look better in The Jetsons' living room."