"If it's good enough for file cabinets, it's good enough for the kitchen."

"Sure wood and leather might not be great outdoors, with a bike, getting mud and dirt spit up on them, but...look at this shot of my product in use! Surely that's an A."

"There are just not enough furniture designs where men can have the danger of getting racked."

"You, know like that saying..."why use less material, when you can use more..."...what? that's not the saying?"

"I wanted to make the stairs appear like the sensation of falling...floating...to reinforce the notion that life is fragile and can be taken away at any time."

"I also wanted the user to know my design grade per purchase."

"Nothing says luxury like a belt and zipper."

"Yeah, all we need to do is connect it at one point, who needs "stability" when it looks cool!"

""Oh, and let's go ahead and kill some cows while we're at it.""

"This is great! Need more!"