"there will be a lot of conspicuous consumption buyers, don't worry. "

"radical far left woke insurrectionist. cut his funding. "

"bike thieves will separate that flimsy collar from the handle bar stem in about ten seconds."

"i absolutely love mid-century. there, now know this: i would normally snap up about three of these, keep one and gift two. i've travelled extensively to view MCM up close and personal. tell the Cranbrook that they can sell these books to their constituency in Louisiana, because the rest of the world isn't spending a cent on books, travel, or any ancillary product or service that is US branded. pass that along to your cowering elected officials. "

"yep, you conspicuous consumption idiots can go spend nearly a thousand bucks on this while the world burns around you. or ... you could walk over to the sink and turn on the tap, but who's impressed with that ? "

"yeah, trump's tech bros are going to crack out the chess game on their way to the WWE finals with Burger King. "

"uhmmmmm ..... okay. or you could just put your laptop on airplane mode. "

"uhhmmmmmm..... what ? do you do any due diligence before you pimp anything ? price is $15K us, and you can hold your spot in line for $111  ? right. here's my hundred bucks, whoops, where'd it go ? "

"i sincerely hope it goes into mass production in the USA asap. start culling the herd of morons. "

"this says 'murica like no other. can it be hacked so a loaded gun can be installed instead of paintballs ? "

"best part is, he'll sell the same product to the same people over and over and over, due to them losing grip and drop/smashing it. that's the ingenious part of the design. "