"or, to save the planet, you could prohibit anyone who drives around in an empty pickup truck and never uses it for work, or hauling, or moving, or construction .... and only to burnish their bougie / good ole boy credentials ... from being able to drive it. "

"or maybe re think the engineering and pull these pigs off the road until they're designed properly ? and --- unlike a regular car, not that i'm any fan of combustion --- these things are a total write off after they catch on fire and have to be fully immersed in water for 24 hours ? stupidus americanus continues unabated. "

"yeah but .... yeah but ... Murcans have developed a special prison made of alligators for innocent people to die in ........ and have perfected ways for assault rifles to shoot up classrooms without scaring the children. lousy chinese ..... "

"yeah, trump's tech bros are going to crack out the chess game on their way to the WWE finals with Burger King. "

"there will be a lot of conspicuous consumption buyers, don't worry. "

"radical far left woke insurrectionist. cut his funding. "

"uhhmmmmmm..... what ? do you do any due diligence before you pimp anything ? price is $15K us, and you can hold your spot in line for $111  ? right. here's my hundred bucks, whoops, where'd it go ? "

"bike thieves will separate that flimsy collar from the handle bar stem in about ten seconds."

"i absolutely love mid-century. there, now know this: i would normally snap up about three of these, keep one and gift two. i've travelled extensively to view MCM up close and personal. tell the Cranbrook that they can sell these books to their constituency in Louisiana, because the rest of the world isn't spending a cent on books, travel, or any ancillary product or service that is US branded. pass that along to your cowering elected officials. "

"this says 'murica like no other. can it be hacked so a loaded gun can be installed instead of paintballs ? "

"best part is, he'll sell the same product to the same people over and over and over, due to them losing grip and drop/smashing it. that's the ingenious part of the design. "

"yep, you conspicuous consumption idiots can go spend nearly a thousand bucks on this while the world burns around you. or ... you could walk over to the sink and turn on the tap, but who's impressed with that ? "