"Ah, I see you've noticed my combination stool and guitar stand. Oh yeah, I guess I play a little. No big deal. Ahem. Todaaaaay is gonna be the daay... Wait, where are you going? "
"So when your toilet goes out you just have to wait a few months for a new vacuum pump to come in and open up the wall it sits behind, replace it and patch up the hole. Livin' the dream. "