"Imagine: it's the middle of the night, and you wake up needing the bathroom, fast. And you have a "friend" over for the night."

"Ok, here's my crazy idea: all EVs should be required to have a built-in battery irrigation system for emergency dousing."

"Casting this would actually be more difficult when it came time for cleanup and polish. The plaster would leave a fine texture that you'd have to spend even more time sanding and polishing smooth."

"Oooh, even better!"

"Marbles and ping pong balls are definitely getting rolled down the latter two."

"Nice. Next: shower wands!"

"You can also using an oscillating tool to shave them off, followed by a quick hammer pound to embed any sharp edges as needed."

"I agree with Nick. And I'm glad to see you mention the hammer. I'll add that there's actually nothing wrong with using the hammer 100%, difficult staple or not. There's no (or nearly no) floor covering that can't absorb the +/- off a staple-studded plywood/OSB floor. Bonus: once hammered down, the staple and hammer combo tends to shear off those little foam clumps. After that, just vacuum them up."

"Nah, it'll be fine! Doesn't everyone steam-clean their hardware?"

"Man, you guys are working the PR angle hard on this one. Can't wait to see how much you hype it when it's real."

"Ok, I promise I'll stop after this: look at the trellis in the fence. Where is the channel it's supposed to sit in? How is it fixed to the rails?"

"I won't say it creeped me out, but I did find myself expecting to see the fabric on the face suck in as it took a breath. It wasn't breathing? Oh. Good."