"Meh.  Not terrible.  Not great... Just meh.  Maybe that is what they were going for.  Don't want to outshine your flagship after all."

"If you cheat on your diet, they give you a "lunch room shanking".  Never cheat on your diet."

"Find your niche through your interests which persist over the long term.  There are certain hobbies, areas of research, and specific activities which wont get old.  Those are where you want to focus your career.  You won't know right away, but pay attention to yourself and explore in the first part of your career.   As soon as a pattern begins to emerge, start making the transition."

"How is an Ethiopian farmer going to maintain this?"

"Swingline makes a stapler which fits staple A.  Boston makes a stapler which fits staple B.  A third party makes staple C which fits Swingline and Boston staplers. Not a problem as I see it.The only thing criminal here is the amount of material and energy wasted by these single serving coffee maker pods when compared a standard paper filter system.  Not to mention the sub-standard coffee these companies peddle.  You don't grind until right before you brew you heathens!"