"My criticism of this poor design does not mean that I lack any curiosity. I’m just calling a spade a spade in this instance.  This timepiece belongs in the design roast if anywhere on this site. "

"Other than aesthetics this design does little to improve the functionality of the timepiece and actually actively hinders it. I don't think we should celebrate planned obsolescence as an innovative design feature. Honestly this entire design and sales pitch reminds me of the fluffy BS that would be used in critiques in my art classes to explain away poor craft as an "artistic decision." "