"The author has never heard of, or ever seen a jewelry/watch box. Its a box with a stand that doubles as a nightstand if you don't have one.... i dont know whats so confusing about this concept."
"“I saw this commercial on late night TV, it was for this thing you
attach to a garden hose, it was like 'You can water your hard-to-reach
plants with this product.'
Who the f*&ck would make their plants hard to reach? That seems so very mean.
'I know you need water, but I'm gonna make you hard to reach! I will
throw water at you. Hopefully they will invent a product before you
shrivel and die! Think like a cactus'” -Mitch Hedberg"